A Bentley and a Spanking for Christmas by Nigel Byng
Mr. Sookram was the first and only man I had ever seen driving an oxcart. He used to bring my friend Singles and his little sister Savita to school every morning on this behemoth. Then he would head off to the cane field to start his job as a cart driver.
The friendly but playful beast, all two tons of him, was named Bentley, like the luxury vehicle. Singles used to tell everybody his father drove a Bentley, and because we had never ever seen a Bentley, we incorrectly assumed that Bentley was a breed of Oxen.
But that is how it was growing up in a third-world country in the 1970’s. We had no television unless you took into consideration the small black-and-white thing with a screen about the size of a toaster. Watching Sesame Street in black and white, left plenty to the imagination. I remember being shocked when I learned that Big Bird was actually as yellow as a canary. But I digress.
Anyway, one particular Christmas morning, Singles had ended up at my place much earlier than usual, because Bentley had gone roaming overnight. This was a bit of a problem, as Mr. Sookram and Bentley were to be Santa and his one reindeer…or Ox, for the Christmas parade.
How anyone could manage to lose a pet the size of a car, is something that only Singles could explain. But when all was said and done, Bentley was found casually grazing in the field behind my house.
He wasn’t in the mood to be taken home, so we decided that he could just spend the morning at my place. It’s not like we had a choice anyway. Bentley had a mind of his own, and if you’ve ever tried reasoning with an Ox, you would understand our dilemma.
As we sat waiting for Bentley to finish his green breakfast, Singles spotted my neighbor’s laden grapefruit tree. It didn’t take much for me to convince him to clamber over the fence and bring back enough to feed a small army.
We ran that morning to the cane fields with our stolen loot and sucked on grapefruits until the sun was high up in the sky. Lost and forgotten in our gluttony, was the Christmas Day street parade. It wasn’t until we heard the scream of his mother’s voice breaking the sound barrier, that we remembered. Back then, corporal punishment was a standard reward for any sort of ill-advised behavior, and we both understood that our spanking was as guaranteed as the sunrise. So, we ran.
We would’ve made a great escape to nowhere, except that Bentley thought it was a fun game, and chased after us. Oxen don’t normally run anywhere. But Bentley was more of a house pet than a beast of burden. And he certainly didn’t behave like any other Ox on the planet.
If you have ever had the unfortunate experience of being chased by an Ox, or any kind of cattle, you will know why some grownups are so blasphemous. The Lord’s name was the only thing I heard when Bentley charged through the cane field that morning. Well, that and every other curse word that only drunks and mad people were allowed to utter.
I got a Christmas day spanking, or cutarse, as the difference between the two is very clearly defined, with the latter bordering on attempted murder. I also got grounded for the Christmas Day street parade, which I thought was rather unfair. And had to watch Bentley the big old Ox, dressed up like Rudolph the bloody red-nosed reindeer from my bedroom window, as every other kid got their presents from the back of an ox cart.
Isn’t life a bugger.
Author’s Bio
Nigel Byng is a freelance writer, living in the USA. He recently contributed to Happiness in Unexpected Places; an anthology of stories compiled by authors and media professionals from across the globe. His writing can be found on Signs of the Times Australia; MasticadoresIndia, or on his personal blog www.hytsdaily.com where he displays his love of fiction and poetry under his pen name, Jerome Kenrick.
Christmas is indeed still in the air…I hope you will enjoy this christmas tale from the brilliant story teller Nigel Byng.
Enjoy everyone and have a jolly holiday.
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Thank you Michelle for allowing me to share my silly story with your readers. 😂💜🙏
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Oh, its totally our honor to have you on HM
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Thank you so much Nigel for gifting us with your stories.🙌
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Nigel, your flash fiction had me chuckling from start to finish! The unexpected twist of Bentley the ox playing the role of Rudolph in the Christmas parade is both hilarious and charming. The vivid descriptions and your witty narrative style create such a lively and enjoyable read. I could almost feel the mischievous spirit of Bentley and the escapade through the cane field.
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David
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Thank you so much David. Story telling is one of the few hits of my life. Telling silly stories to children ranks up there as well. I’m glad that you enjoyed this foray into the ridiculous. Appreciate my bro. 🤗🙏
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Yay..i am so happy you like Nigel’s story. He is such a brilliant story teller🙌
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Such a fun story! The grapefruit thievery is just what kids would do. And it’s such a vivid and unusual image of picturing an ox chasing the kids through a cane field! A well-crafted story, Nigel 🙂
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I had a lot of days stealing fruits from my neighbors. So definitely want kids for up to. I based the part of the Ox chase after witnessing cattle run wild through our neighborhood as a kid.
I’m pleased that you enjoyed the story Dave. I thoroughly enjoyed writing it as well. 🙏👏👏
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Thank you Dave . ❤️🙌
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Funny story, but ouch on the cutarse!
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Thank you Priscilla. Getting a cutarse was a right of passage growing up. If you didn’t get own as a kid, you were not alive, or your parents were never around. Earning multiple meant your parents probably needed counseling or being arrested. They’d actually send you to the police station for a spanking if they weren’t up to it. 😂
Pleased you enjoyed the story, my dear. 🙏👏👏💜
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What a tale, maestro!
Love the wordplay. The naïveté of it all. But I bet this one is true. Wonderful story teller.
But sorry about the ending. Too bad, really.
Merry Jolly Christmas 🎄
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Im happy you like this Selma❤️
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It’s Fiction… But life all my stories, there are elements based on factual events. Very pleased that you enjoyed it Selma.
Maestro?…. Ah one day, my friend..one day by Gods grace. 🙏👏👏
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Haha this was so fun.
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🤭🤭🤭
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Glad you loved it, Maria. 😊🙏👏👏
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Wonderfully written as always! I loved this funny story, Nigel! 👏♥️♥️
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Yay…thank you Bianca..
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It’s my pleasure! ♥️ Nigel is a brilliant storyteller.
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Aw, without a doubt he is🙌
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Aww… You’re too kind. 😊
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You’re a gifted writer, Nigel! ♥️ I feel privileged to read your stories and poems.
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Cheers, Alkma darling. I find funny stories quite a challenge. But Thai one was a fun write. 🤗💜
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Alina*
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It’s always a pleasure to read your stories, Nigel! 🤗💜
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And it’s my pleasure to share them. 💜🤗
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You’ve outdone yourself, Nigel! What a delightful story! Hope you had a Merry Christmas.
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I had to write this with very short notice. So I am pleased it came out just right and that you enjoyed it. Yes my Christmas wasn’t too bad. Had fun with the great nieces and nephews. Hope you Christmas was a blessing as well. Thank you Dawn. 💜👏
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Oh, you are correct..Nigel, the master story teller👏👏👏
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Nigel this is hilarious and I loved the reference to Big Bird and the tiny TV. The spanking you described had me laughing and if that wasn’t bad enough you had to miss the parade too. This is so well written and I can see you telling the story at your Christmas dinner. How fun. I have been chased by a bull and it wasn’t pretty so I can not imagine the sight of children being chased by an ox. This is such a delightful story Nigel and you are wonderfully talented my friend. Thanks Mich for having Nigel and his amazing stories. Note: There is something to be said for the days when kids would play with a can until the sun went down playing «Kick the Can,» or «Hide and Seek,» those days were fun. Blessings to you my friend. Big hugs my friend.
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Geez.. I remember kicking a can around for hours..and hide and seek before there were tons of streetlights was much much more fun than it is now. You took me back a lifetime with those references. I’ve seen people being chased by a bull… And as boys it was hilarious. As an adult I know it’s terrifying.
As for the spanking… They were mandatory lol. If not at home, we got it at school or a neighbor would deliver for an behalf of your parents..those were the days. 😂😂
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Haha I got spanked several times with a boat paddle in my elementary school. I am glad I am not the only one who played kick the can. We were poor too but we were always fed well. I just didn’t like to eat a dangerous place to be the dinner table. You are something else my friend. Big hugs 🤗 and don’t let the bed bugs bite – bet you have heard that one too. Haha
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Lol… Certainly. I always appreciate you Joni. 😊🙏
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Thank you Joni. Nigel’s story telling is extraordinary and I wouldn’t let Christmas be over without his delightful tales on HM❤️
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You’re just encouragable 😜
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Aww, what a sad ending to this adventure. A spanking should have been enough punishment.
Lovely story Nigel.
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Thank you Sadje… I agree that a spanking should’ve been sufficient..but I think parents and even our teachers took delight in punishment. 😂..some of the whippings have seen delivered… Arrestable offences today.
Pleased that your liked the story my dear.
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You’re welcome. Thank goodness that this trend has died down to a larger extent, and only is prevalent in uneducated and poor people.
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Indeed. There are so many other ways to encourage a child to improve their performances. And many more effective methods of disciplining a student. 🙏
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I was never spanked as a kid..(though, i was a bit bratty 🤭🤭) my papa used the kind of what he always said «loving kindness discipline».
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What we called the spoil child. ☺️.. but it worked. You’re still disciplined, still an overachiever , still a great mom and person. 🙏
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🤭🤭🤭🤭 ssshhhhh
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Exactly!
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Truly entertaining!
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Thank you Ana🙌
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Thank you so much, Ana. 🙏💜
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👌🙋
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What a delightful Christmas story, Nigel! You had my attention from start to finish. I am still chuckling! Happy 2024! ❤
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Thank you Cheryl🙏
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Thank you so much, Cheryl. Happy I brought a chuckle to your day. That makes me feel blessed. 🙏🤗💜
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